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Actual Locker Room Talk: Oh Boys!

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#1 Posted: 2016.11.02 02:47
Well, with all the talk about locker room talk in U.S. politics I thought it would be interesting to actually get some talking done.

So, as a man that enjoys being clean shaven everyday I tend to either splash on Aqua Velva or use a jab of straight Quafe. So what do you neck beards use on your face after you bring down the Nova Knives and aren't neck beards anymore?

Old Spice?
Skin Bracer?
Brute?
AFTA?

Quafe+?... You dirty mercs you...

Put your flags up in the sky. And wave them side to side. Show the world where you're from. Show the world we are one.

#2 Posted: 2016.11.04 03:30
I always thought you were a beautiful womanAttention

I won the game.

NECROM0NGERS
#3 Posted: 2016.11.04 18:13  |  Edited by: IMMORTAL WAR HERO
do you guys have eve... yo at least add me to psn @ EXPENDABLWARHERO.... join our teamspeak worldscollide.clanvent.com
NECROM0NGERS
#4 Posted: 2016.11.04 18:17
Immortal John Ripper wrote:
I always thought you were a beautiful womanAttention



wait.. wut i allways just thought tacos..... mmm tacos
NECROM0NGERS
#5 Posted: 2016.11.04 18:18
#6 Posted: 2016.11.04 19:31  |  Edited by: DeadlyAztec11
Immortal John Ripper wrote:
I always thought you were a beautiful womanAttention


I ask the physician everytime I go in, and they keep insisting that I can indeed pee standing up.

Put your flags up in the sky. And wave them side to side. Show the world where you're from. Show the world we are one.

#7 Posted: 2016.11.07 06:03
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE

Sanity is a myth

#8 Posted: 2016.11.07 08:19
DeadlyAztec11 wrote:
Immortal John Ripper wrote:
I always thought you were a beautiful womanAttention


I ask the physician everytime I go in, and they keep insisting that I can indeed pre standing up.

Do I have to stop pretending?

I won the game.

True Pros Forever
#9 Posted: 2016.11.14 20:00
i dont shave.... i pluck every single hair out individually and laugh at the pain.Twisted


and then i set the various sorts of shaving creams on fire...........

and chuck a grenade in soon after to put the flames out........



and then i take a shower in liquid nitrogen to cool off.TwistedTwistedTwistedTwistedTwistedCoolEvilTwistedCool

great potential is always there..

it just has yet to be realized

Silent Insanity...

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