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The epic (and also kind of pointless) adventure EXTRAVAGANZA!

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Random Gunz
#1 Posted: 2015.07.29 15:17  |  Edited by: Hawk-eye Occultus
Link to story: CURRENTLY DISABLED!






Welcome traveler... Now that you have been lulled into my web of deceit and treachery by the promise of premium baked goods, it is time to learn what really brought you here...

<{==[ Lé Explanation ]==}>


For too long, far too long; we have had to adhere to unreasonable, sometimes barbaric concepts of "coherence" and "reality".

Well, NO LONGER!

What we have here is the first (that I know of) attempt to combine spontaneous, completely random, whimsical, etc. keyboard splurges and facial meltdowns into the medium of...

DUST 514 RP. Shocked

So, you; dear traveller... You'll probably be wondering "When the hell is Legion coming out".

I can't tell you that.

No one can tell you that.

What I can tell you is this: "WTF is this, and how do I figure into it!?"

<{==[ Lá Main premise, actual plan of action, and other Fun stuff, divided into sections for convenience ]==}>


SECTION 1: Plan of action.


In order to achieve terminal enjoyment and debauchery, a number of people will need participate, in a similar fashion to of of the many (take your pick) RPs that have appeared, then died 6 days later after only generating maype 2 pages of posts each 3 sentences in length.

TL;DR: (lazy!) We need the peoples to make it work!


SECTION 2: The STORY!


In order to facilitate as much randomness as possible, the seed from which the story will grow is just that: Something tiny and insignificant compared to what it will (hopefully) become. A single post shall be provided as framework, from which you must use your imagination...


SECTION 3: Your IMAGINATION!


Because of the unbound, some may say... "Disjointed" nature of this story; you are basically allowed (and encouraged) to make your imagination fly free (EVEN AFTER YOU REACH THE LAND OF NIGHTMARES). No attention need to be paid to the lore, or general rules of the EvE universe should it hamper or intimidate you, and the laws of physics are just there to be broken (I won't tell the police if you dont).

TL;DR: Congratulations: Your characters are now immune to the plot and can transcend time and space! Have fun...


SECTION 5: THE RULES! VERY IMPORTANT, DO NOT SKIP OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH A BRICK!


eVEN IN A WORLD with seemingly no binding forces, a subtle set of rules exist that keep it's existence viable they have been provided for your convenience below:


  • As always, no GMODing. No exceptions.


  • * * * To counteract the above rule, Deus Ex Machina is allowed, if AND ONLY IF it is done well.


  • Leave your common sense at the door, but be ready to catch it if it tries to escape!


  • Bonus points if you are able to somehow nullify the original plot by some form of development


  • * * * MegaDwarfBonus If this new plot somehow involves the use of: Shaving Cream, Lava, and Giant Sentient Sponges.


  • * * * * * * UltimateArmokBonus If the original plot somehow manages to re-subvert the new one.


  • Viewers are encouraged to participate, even if for only one post, in order to mix things up for our main characters.


  • * * * Bear in mind that the post may be ignored if it isn't cool enough.


  • If Jonny De Bulle shows up, all characters are asked but not obliged to keep him away from any sources of alcohol.


  • THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE(s)


    Important rule 1:

    DO NOT explain EXACTLY what equipment you are using (like, Ck. 0 Caldari Assault), none of that! Same for weapons!

    Say simply "Ion Pistol" or "Scout suit" (in cases of suits, you may mention the race that manufactured it).


    Important rule 2:

    When magic inevitably comes in, make sure to describe in detail the long white beard your character has suddenly grown, despite their other hair being original colour.

    Also staffs are cool. You get bonus points for staffs.


    Important rule 3:

    No pet dragons. They are noble creatures that have their own free wills! Dolphins, humans, and sentient aliens are acceptable substitutes however.
    Random Gunz
    #2 Posted: 2015.07.29 15:19  |  Edited by: Hawk-eye Occultus
    Please register your interest here.

    Once I deem that enough people have voiced interest, The Seed will be planted, and a link to the thread containing the IC story will be provided at the top of this page.

    Feel free to ask questions, I shall try my hardest to answer them in a satisfactory manner.



    EDIT:

    I'm sad now... Cry

    Y U NO COME!?
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